junk-drop:

rotgospels:

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

quickpiet:

My mood for the last week

@/alwaysuncanny on Instagram, but with a twist

diazepamwaste:

itscalledetiquettedarling:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I played Sharpay in my school’s production of High School Musical (I’m a 6ft tall guy) and I shared the part with this girl who looked nothing like Sharpay either. Instead of having one of us play Sharpay the first night and the other one play it the following night, the first person would run off in the middle of the scene and the other one of us would run on the stage and finish the scene. Also, all the costumes were only in her size.

nothing saddened me more than reading what blog this came from

this actually happened to me in 6th grade (i went to a K-8) during a production of the wizard of oz, there were 3 dorothys: a 4th grade tiny white girl with brown hair, ME, and then a super tall 7th grade blonde girl 😭 i came in after the flying monkeys take them to the witch

fullmetalfisting:

secifosseluce:

marisatomay:

zuckerberg was an incel at 19 and now we can’t have democracy apparently

maybe if he had let andrew garfield hit it we wouldn’t have moms making antivaxxers minion memes during a pandemic 

Posts that would kill a boomer via aneurysm if u tried to explain it to them

angelicdazed:

seek help from a professional!